Im bored

Salam

Sigh...im bored...so here are some random thoughts:


-The past few days have been exasperatingly monotonous, incomprehensibly tedious, malignantly taxing, and subversively coercive. I seem to be getting a creeping feeling that the walls around me are slowly and hauntingly screaming at me to be painted. If I see another paint brush I think ill tie my next door neighbors cat to a post.

-A few weeks [come months] ago, a phenomenon occurred that astounded me. Usually birds escape our large expansive outdoor aviary, but this was a first. Its a feat that could have only been achieved by a creature with an IQ less than that of a peanut. The wonderfully idiotic feathery bird thought that being kept in a cage for the rest of its life was a better alternative to living free. So we have another addition to our family. Yay im so happy. I can feel the happiness flow through my body. Lets have a party to celebrate. Not.


-Here is a wonderfully beautiful poem I read on a forum:

"Gravedigger,
When you dig my grave,
Make it shallow,
So I can feel the rain."


-Cartoon of the week:





Wassalam
Over n out
A sarcastic Zaman being the banana man.