Back from my holiday in newcastle
Assalam Alaikum
Well, Im back from my holiday in "NEWcastle" !(woo) [For those of u who dont know, its a large city in the north of England, is over 300 years old and not a castle - which goes to show that it must have been named by that talking monkey ... err ... oh yeah, George Bush]. It was a canny journey to the top of the northern hemisphere, where the air is thinner, 90% of the population are over 80 and u cant go unnoticed unless ure wearing grey clothes. Which is why I dressed up in an inflatable fluorescent stripy green and orange jumpsuit.
Ok maybe I didnt go that far, but man come on, these ppl need a break. They need some action. If you live in Newcastle and have a painter round to re-coat ure house, ulle get a crowd round to watch the paint dry!
Ok maybe Im going too far here [for the 2nd time, tisk], but Im sure ulle see my point that its more interesting lying flat faced down in the middle of a motorway waving a rubber chicken around [and less painful] than being in Newcastle.
So im back. And it wasnt that bad! The shopping is excellent. I bought some new clothes to strut around in, Blue Streak [film with Martin Lawrence], a few cookies mmmm…oh and a smile on my face. Damn I cant seem to get it off :-).
Wassalam
Zaman Durani
Well, Im back from my holiday in "NEWcastle" !(woo) [For those of u who dont know, its a large city in the north of England, is over 300 years old and not a castle - which goes to show that it must have been named by that talking monkey ... err ... oh yeah, George Bush]. It was a canny journey to the top of the northern hemisphere, where the air is thinner, 90% of the population are over 80 and u cant go unnoticed unless ure wearing grey clothes. Which is why I dressed up in an inflatable fluorescent stripy green and orange jumpsuit.
Ok maybe I didnt go that far, but man come on, these ppl need a break. They need some action. If you live in Newcastle and have a painter round to re-coat ure house, ulle get a crowd round to watch the paint dry!
Ok maybe Im going too far here [for the 2nd time, tisk], but Im sure ulle see my point that its more interesting lying flat faced down in the middle of a motorway waving a rubber chicken around [and less painful] than being in Newcastle.
So im back. And it wasnt that bad! The shopping is excellent. I bought some new clothes to strut around in, Blue Streak [film with Martin Lawrence], a few cookies mmmm…oh and a smile on my face. Damn I cant seem to get it off :-).
Wassalam
Zaman Durani
posted by Zaman at 4:28 PM
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